Everyone is nostalgic and no one is sincere. Do you get the idea
Reboots made by people that don’t respect what they’re rebooting. Punching down before buzz feed listicles punch first. Isn’t it weird that the princess married the prince after just meeting him? Isn’t it cringe that magic exists? Irony poisoning of childhood classics. Well that just happened humour. Say something true and beautiful or I will start throwing rocks
fuck you latinization of cyrillic names at immigration checkpoints
the garfield chain is crazy
in boston mr bring me the horizon wanted to go into the crowd and was like “i don’t know if i’m allowed to here. should i do it anyway? fuck it, don’t tell patrick” and i keep thinking about that. is patrick designated tour dad
really funny that every website is in an arms race to make itself as bad as possible and immediately someone makes a firefox extension to fix it
Wow this sucks I'm gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you
*Peter Parker’s scars getting revealed*
Rando: You have a lot of scars for a civilian?
Peter: …I was bullied a lot in highschool.
Flash, horrified: I did all that?
Peter, annoyed at his state of undress and feeling spiteful: Yup. My nerdy body couldn’t handle any of what you were dishing. All you, buddy.
trains are superior because they go through beautiful places and sometimes you get to see the mysteries
will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me
Untitled - David Remfry , 1988.
British, b. 1942 -
Lithograph, 89.6 x 68cm,
No offense but the internet gives you the most wrong and fucked up idea of helping people because people get mad if you don't care about disasters happening in 72 countries, meanwhile the people in real life that are doing the most good picked one VERY SPECIFIC thing to care about and care about it REALLY HARD
Walks up to a guy working on restoring a native tree species to his downtown "why aren't you posting about grasses in Turkmenistan!"
The internet has taken a whole generation of bright, motivated, passionate young people who care and have big hearts and turned them into paralyzed, shattered wrecks too crushed by the weight of the world's pain to hand a pair of socks to a person in need






